Artists are ninjas

Posted May 19th, 2011 in Artă by andrei

The way I see it, prolongued exposure to art will give you superpowers. You walk into its temple, pencil in hand, mind wrapped in wonder, and before long you realise you’re getting spiritual guidance through a visual language you didn’t know existed.

There are lines and volumes and shapes and silhouettes and shadows and highlights all around you. Of course, your unprepared mind can’t handle all the information the brain gets, but you start training. Mirrors and smoke, particles, textures start to take shape in your frontal lobe and before long, your attention pushes its borders, widening the viewport’s borders like elevator doors opening.

You’re a disciple in a religion of observation, digestion and rendition. The Holy Trinity of visual art. The dojo isn’t empty though. Rows of fellow artists to your left, right, front, back. For a minute there, you feel like you’re back in high school –

Dissaproving giggles from people looking over your shoulder and questioning your vision and preparation. An elbow nudging you from the side reminds you there’s some support from people who understand, appreciate, and hunger for what you have to offer. And lastly, the corner of your eye catches details in how the silent masters in the front rows work.

You notice they never hurry. You notice they think their creations through. You notice there is a concept so elaborate behind every detail, that it all forms a story. Characters drawn express so much through so little effort, their clean lines determining features and conveying information that is never, ever, less than in perfect synergy with the composition’s elements.

Finally, you start sketching what comes to mind. While studies will develop your grammar, how inventive your words bind together in a sketch’s sentence are something you inherently hold, a treasure of all your memories.

You have a visual library at hand. Everything you see, everything you do changes you. It affects how you make art, what kind of art you make and above all else, why. You become limitless as soon as you don’t care if the people behind you think you fail. Your only competition becomes your own ambition, and though your metaphorical body is still meditating hatches on a sketchbook, your soul’s exam takes place far away, in a plane nobody else can access.

As soon as you emerge victorious from yet another trial though, it’s as clear as day, through what your sketchbook has to say. You see, you can’t lie in art. It’s all there, like an X-Ray of your creative capabilities. Your resume is your work, your biography is transparent to anyone not wearing horse blinkers or other sight-impairment conditions.

Whether you wield a ballpoint pen or a katana, a mechanical B2 or a dagger, it’s all about discipline, tactics, finesse and subtlety. It’s about becoming invisible – you cease to exist as an entity, and become like unto a force of nature. The results matter beyond the frail flesh and bones that make up your puny meatsack of an ever-dying body.

Your final lesson is that you draw with your brain, not your body. And your brain is limitless.

That’s my theory. Beautifully fucking illustrated. In antithesis to Sick Boy’s view:

Stay tuned for the stop-motion.

My video game reviews: Anomaly Warzone Earth

Posted May 18th, 2011 in Jocuri by andrei

I saved the world with a caravan.

So I sometimes write video game reviews for CG, a part-time endeavour that twistedly justified the obnoxious amount of time I spend in front of a PC.

English version

Romanian version

I tried my hand at Expressionism

Posted May 14th, 2011 in Artă by andrei

Expressionism is more or less what the Nazis labeled as “degenerate art”.

Manning Suit

I painted this last night.

Also, an anatomical study:

Portrait of Alex Negrea

Posted April 21st, 2011 in Artă by andrei

My friend Alex Negrea (wwritza). Thanks for great tutorials and tips, homey!


Free Portrait 8 by *ZulufIsFail on deviantART

Helping you helps me help us all.

Posted April 19th, 2011 in Jocuri, Livestream by andrei

It’s on, bros!

Here

Art Dump and Thinking with Portals livestreamed

Posted April 19th, 2011 in Artă, Jocuri, Livestream by andrei

Here’s some stuff I doodled lately. Also, for those of you who think inside the cube, I am extremely excited to announce that Portal 2 has indeed been launched. To celebrate what must be the happiest day of my life, I will get uberduper drunk with my friend Lojdika and will try to finish the game while in a state of extreme intoxication.

While streaming it live. It’s gonna be tonight, 18:00 (two hours from now). I hope we don’t bump into the wrong portal.


Free Portrait 5 by *ZulufIsFail on deviantART
Free Portrait 7 by *ZulufIsFail on deviantART
Ana by *ZulufIsFail on deviantART
Heidi by *ZulufIsFail on deviantART

The Aimless Rant of a Global Villager

Posted April 17th, 2011 in Naractiune, Uncategorized by andrei

It's like a camera hooked on to the brain.

You’re in Eastern Europe. The smell of post-high school procrastination with a hint of heartcore breakup fresh in your nostrils as you start to get reacquainted with life outside a monogamous monastery. Alcohol is on the menu, every weekend, until you crawl in your bed and sleep the week off. You’re not doing much during the week, and you’re not really there anyway. Life swims past you as the only hours you count as being alive start and end with the weekend. Something is missing, something the poor grey shades of your immediate environment can’t project, you figure, life’s different someplace else.
So you move to Western Europe.

The smell of fresh papers, ex-pat communities, German language courses, heavy drugs, heavier money take the wheel. You start dealing just to pay for X-Box games, which take up Monday to Thursday sprints. You start doing blow and speed just to finish getting all the achievements by the time another Friday evening hits you in the face and you wake up staring at a sleeping chick getting groped by Pedobear in your bed. You stop sleeping altogether, and look more and more like a vampire to anyone not on a binge.
Weekends still look the same, and it isn’t enough. You smirk when your ex comes to visit, and you get stoned together and sleep together and you almost fall for the together joke when she gets back with the other douchebag she’s trading you off for. Tough shit, move on.
So you move on. You run away farther than her reach, you jump continents and land nosefirst into Pasadena, California. The smell of wide highways, Koreatown, Venice Beach and Neon Parties invade you like an alien infestation.
You spend your week learning cameras, narratives, how to think in thumbnail pictures and your weekend metaphorically headbutting every kind of substance abuse legislation in the area.
More cocaine, LAX, forgetting what snow looks like, nostalgic over what snow looks like, you move back to square one. Eastern Europe.
You go back to not sleeping, and as the days fuse together, you lose track of calendar. After a while, all weekends look the same. Eastern Europe, Western Europe, California, everyone drinks the same drinks, watches the same movies, everyone fucks the same. Spring catches you off-guard as you wake up from your downward spiral and decide to break the dawn without wrecking yourself.
You sit down, pull out a notebook and sigh. The bar glows like through a white noise dream dream, as you pull out a pen and start writing:
“You’re in Eastern Europe…”

Dan O’Brien Portrait

Posted April 9th, 2011 in Artă by andrei


Dan O’Brien by *ZulufIsFail on deviantART

You’re a bad girl, Chibi

Posted April 7th, 2011 in Artă by andrei

This morning’s doodle:


You’re a bad girl, Chibi by *ZulufIsFail on deviantART