Do you know those moments when either you or your friends or someone in your entourage or just someone you happen to pass by randomly says something that might or might not become popular but deep down, you know it was awesome?
This is nothing like that. These are things said by me or around me that no one should ever have to hear, ever. Posted here because fuck, some people need bad examples too. updated every now and then
[More Facebook awfulness:]
[Talking about Game of Thrones:]
Ash: Is it just me or does Jamie Lannister look like some sort of blood elf paladin?
Me: He looks like a human dicksmoker.
[Just after getting out of really bad withdrawal, I'm like:]
[Once upon a time, something improbably perfect was said to me, and I replied in kind.]
She: I hope I dream of you again tonight. I’ve been dreaming lousy things lately.
Me: By all means, do so. You’re so wonderful, when you first dreamt of me, I felt like I was worth dreaming.
[Me, just generally being awful on Facebook.]
[Viorel, a friend who studies biochemistry at Brunel, on heart diseases.]
Are Italians with coronary atherosclerosis hardcuore?
[Me, on monogamy, when a friend changed her Facebook relationship status to open.]
Goes without saying. Life is an open relationship after all. Show me monogamous mammals and I’ll show you confused penguins.